Holy Mutant Fruit, Batman!

Look at what I found this morning.

This has GOT to be the biggest strawberry I have ever seen.

It is a mutant strawberry. It must have been grown near a nuclear power plant!

Upon further inspection, we have determined that it is the most ginormous strawberry ever because it is actually two strawberries that grew together. They are conjoined strawberries, if you will.

I absolutely love it when trivial things in nature go awry. When I see things like this, I am convinced that God does, indeed enjoy messing with me, just a little.

You know, by doing odd things like dropping mutant strawberries into my kids' breakfast cereal in the morning.